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Bug Rootin' Critter
Story by "Caddylak" Max Gathings

Armadillos are Texas number one speed bump, look like army tanks with long noses and make Funny Greeting Cards. Nine-Banded Armadillos got their name because they have nine bands of plates. They are found in the Southern United States including Texas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done. The armadillo just seems to have a tough time getting the hang of it.

Armadillos seem to have a strong attraction to roads. One theory is that they want get to the other side to look for bugs (You all know how it is.. The bugs are always crunchier on the other side of the road). The ‘Dillo will be ambling along when suddenly, he sees headlights. Not only does he freeze in his tracks; he does a little jump.. Just about that time you’re truck arrives.

Whump! Realignment time!

If you’re lucky enough to see a live armadillo on the side of the road, it’s probably munching insects. What you’re more likely to see is a partial armadillo. The farther south you go, the higher the ‘Dillo count.

Yep, Armadillos can be eaten. They have been barbecued and put in chili. But in order to do this safely, you have to find a live one.

Eating "Road kill" is ill advised. But they do make good subjects for Armadillos Cards, Armadillos Christmas Cards, Armadillos Birthday Cards, Armadillos T-Shirts, Armadillos Cartoons or Armadillos Christmas Tree Ornaments!

If you want to know more about the armadillo and read some funny stuff about this American icon then you may want to check out our Armadillos Legends & Oddities page to view amazing armadillo's facts, fun and stories! Also, click Armadillos Related Sites for additional links to armadillos.

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